if you ever have time to kill and a desire to prove to yourself how great 2014 is already, check out this reddit AMA for a guy who LITERALLY has two penises. no really. two penises. not one penis and a smaller sibling penis. two actual literal fully functional penises that are more or less the same size.
Dick two bomb.
personal favorite comments:
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care